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Atrocities
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1. Become a cop.
2. Earn MCSE (Microsoft Certified Software Engineer, also called a Minesweeper Consultant Solitaire Expert) certification. Actually, considering how much damage Micro$oft is causing to corporate and government computer security around the world, this could be considered a revolutionary act....
3. The School of the Amerikas has changed its name to the Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation. Tell them you have thought it over carefully, and have decided that protecting your nation and spreading freedom and democracy by torturing, anally raping, and murdering civilians sounds like a completely rational idea to you and you want to sign up and do your duty. For Jesus!
4. Live in Amerika!
5. Get a job in a slaughterhouse.
6. Vote, because, as Amerikans, we have effectively enabled a new generation of enemies by putting into office these thieving gangs of murderous creeps. Every Amerikan participating in the established form of government has their hands covered in the blood of Iraqi, Palestinian, Israeli, Pakastani, Afgani, Yugoslav, Kurdish, Iranian, Syrian, Lebanese, and even down home Amerikan children. Republican, Democrat, blue facist, red facist you have no choice but to fight.
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