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1. Become a cop.

2. Earn MCSE (Microsoft Certified Software Engineer, also called a Minesweeper Consultant Solitaire Expert) certification. Actually, considering how much damage Micro$oft is causing to corporate and government computer security around the world, this could be considered a revolutionary act....

3. The School of the Amerikas has changed its name to the Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation. Tell them you have thought it over carefully, and have decided that protecting your nation and spreading freedom and democracy by torturing, anally raping, and murdering civilians sounds like a completely rational idea to you and you want to sign up and do your duty. For Jesus!

4. Live in Amerika!

5. Get a job in a slaughterhouse.

6. Vote, because, as Amerikans, we have effectively enabled a new generation of enemies by putting into office these thieving gangs of murderous creeps. Every Amerikan participating in the established form of government has their hands covered in the blood of Iraqi, Palestinian, Israeli, Pakastani, Afgani, Yugoslav, Kurdish, Iranian, Syrian, Lebanese, and even down home Amerikan children. Republican, Democrat, blue facist, red facist you have no choice but to fight.

7. Join the Army!

8. Get sucked into the various digital diversions our Capitolist Culture instructs you to, including but not limited to: online social sites ("Who needs a handful of real-life friends when I can have thousands of 2D cyber-comrades!"), cell phones ("My new Blah Berry even wipes my ass, while texting Twitters, while driving!"), and TV ("I love this commercial! Must... Buy... Truck..." and "CSI teaches us that no one gets away with any kind of crime, ever! We're all safe here in the USPay!"). Technologies like the internet, phones, and TV should be for the benefit of the world-- not for pissing away talent, braincells, and years of people's lives. If all the geeks playing online games would come together for socio-economic change instead of casting spells at one another's avatars... CorpGovElite would have a serious problem.

9. Rat out your fellow Revolutionarys to the Pigs. Seriously. Not cool. What goes around comes around, an nt only is that wrong, but imagine how somebody with advanced knowledge on street fighting and self-defense, that they so happened to learn from this book, would deal with someone who put them away to save their own sorry hides.

10. Become a politician!

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