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Toilets

Most stores, malls, what-have-you, will have washrooms (and therefore toilets!) just sitting there, for free. Of course, you will probably have to pretend you're buying something.

A lot of major cities have the public bathrooms where you put in a few quarters and the door unlocks. If you're with a group of people just pay once and either all go in together or one at a time holding the door for each other so it doesn't lock. Another option is to wait around the bathroom until someone uses it and pays, then catch the door as they're walking out and sneak in before it locks itself. If you're feeling charitable, take a clean Band-Aid or some strong tape and put it over the latch so it doesn't lock, letting the next person use it for free!

Construction sites often have rented portable toilets on-site, some are even within a short sprint from the sidewalk. If someone notices you leaving the Port-O-Potty (or whatever the brand name is), simply say, "Just checking." and keep walking.

On a sanitary note, always keep something to wipe yourself with (such as paper tissues) and something to clean your hands with (like disposable towelettes), just in case the offerings are thin where you happen to be.

For an actual toilet, shower stalls, and other recycled goods look for a builders recycling center near you.

Also, if you are near a park or something, take a chance and pick a bush already!

Original Toilets

All hospitals have bathrooms of course, but the also have showers on every floor, just shave shower etc and if questioned (not likley) tell them you're staying at a friends/family bedside.Thats what the're there for!

Sneak Under!